Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?

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