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Short & Funny Work Jokes - Part 2

Reading work jokes at work is still work, right? We like that, so we put up some work jokes to enjoy when we're bored at work.


Top Work Jokes

If you don't work you don't have money to live, if you work, there's no time to live.
If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
A healthy nap not only makes you feel better, it also shortens the workday.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Friday is my second favorite F word.
People who do the world's real work don't wear ties.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say "I'm unemployed" in six languages.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. So now you know why they call this a workstation.
If you think your boss is stupid just remember that you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If you worked hard and didn't get anything in return, it means someone else got it.
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Procrastination on your part does not create an emergency on my part.

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If you don't work you don't have money to live, if you work, there's no time to live.If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.A healthy nap not only makes you feel better, it also shortens the workday.