Pick-Up Lines

u dont smell like a jackass but u r wat a fucking surprise
By: Shawty on 20 Aug 2012

I was actually gonna hit the gym after lunch with you...
By: Justin Grimes on 19 Jul 2012

*cries*
By: Emily on 21 Aug 2011

You don't smell much for a douche bag!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

i'm surprised your name aint Jack... ass
By: :P on 29 Nov 2008

Well, you ok looking, until you opened your mouth. Now you are the ugliest thing in the place.
By: cat on 22 Feb 2008

You didn't look much like an asshole!
By: Amy on 03 Apr 2007

You don't sweat much for a fat bird ( irish version )
By: suuusi on 04 May 2011

Lololol That's such a Napoleon dynamite thing to say!
By: frigginchikn on 14 Jun 2012

fat bitches be hatinnnnnnn....put down the mcdouble!
By: skinnybitch on 18 May 2012

lol ^^ thats mean.. yet kinda funny! ;)
By: thatpersonthatviewedyourpost on 06 Apr 2012

I'm chunky and I think it's funny. Jeez if it bothers you that much go on a diet otherwise shut up and laugh!!!!! Lol...lol...lol...
By: Mommy on 27 Feb 2012

thats so rude and mean..u all should b ashamed of ur self..ppl take this offisned..
By: brittney on 07 Nov 2011

hahahahahahaha
By: ohmgee on 10 May 2011

For those of you who don't get it.... You probably never will!!! Just accept that some things really are funny, even if you don't get it! The rest of us can laugh at it.
By: commando on 20 Apr 2011

OMG IM SOO TURNED ON! wanna get lost in my fat rolls?
By: fatty sue on 13 Apr 2011

This one is just rude and offensive!
By: Hotspot on 25 Mar 2011

its funny how only the "fat chicks" dont like this one!!
By: ohsnap on 11 Mar 2011

those comebacks are awful, im not tryin to be a dickhead but girls are rarely funny
By: dickhead on 02 Feb 2011

How is this a pick-up line? XD
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

This doesn't make any sense . . .
By: Nadine on 12 Jun 2010

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH,
By: franisha on 24 Feb 2010

hell no thats funny as can be . do they still call you the wheel, cause it looks like some body rolled you thru a pile of shit. haha
By: tj on 21 Jan 2010

hah, i don't get this either ? ? "fat chick " is an insult !!
By: Devv on 08 Nov 2008

haha......i dont get it really.... i mean.. you dont sweat much for a fat chick? that will get you bitch slapped..not hooked up
By: melissa on 27 May 2008

my boys always call me little gordita and it turns me on!!!
By: gordita on 22 Feb 2008

i think this is the funniest pickup line in the whole... site.
By: stanuel on 18 Dec 2007

I don't really get it. I'd imagine that who ever you say this to would be insulted. Weight’s a very sensitive subject, and girls in particular don’t like to me reminded of it.
By: Freddy on 26 Mar 2007