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Save you're breath, you need it to blow up your date tonight.
By: Yeah
on 19 Jan 2018
You get as much action as a fish in the desert.
By: Me
on 13 Sep 2015
You get as much action as being molested by single dads
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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Quick I need a condom... To protect people from this dickhead!
By: Condom comeback
on 04 Jun 2015
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You're as useful as a third wheel on a bicycle.
By: Gamer
on 02 Mar 2019
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