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" The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. "


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That's a great idea , but i don't recommend it for you... your not use to being near a chick.
By: notImportant on 08 Sep 2014
 
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Be more like your dad he couldn't get laid so he married his sister, down side is they made you
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
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The last time you got a piece of ass is when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
By: A Master. (HYPER) on 07 Jul 2015
 
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You face reminds me of a dog I once had sadly it looked in the mirror and had a heart attack
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
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You know you uglyness is a curse when blind dogs want to bite you face
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
By: Shmoop on 22 Oct 2016
 
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chi poo smells and looks better than you
By: Seb on 05 Jun 2017
 
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And you would know from experience wouldn't you.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
 
 
If I looked like you I'd sue my parents for incest
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
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i thought incest was illegal because if it is you wouldn't look like that
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
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People like me can be classed under ugly, people like you need a whole new word from the alphabet because ugly can't contain the way you look.
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
 
The only way you'll ever get high is if you use a ladder
By: Alex Huddson on 13 Dec 2014
 
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I hear someone clapping..oh.. No it's just your thunder thighs
By: Vaness on 15 Jun 2016
 
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In your case, a cow's ass
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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If that's the kind of stuff you talk about then you probably secretly do that for a living
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Atleast im still getting laid... unlike your deprived ass
By: mello on 17 Nov 2014
 
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>implying the egg comes out of its ass
By: sam on 05 Oct 2014
 
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Lolololll
By: lol on 15 Dec 2014
 
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HAAHAAA
By: goldkittens on 09 Nov 2014
 
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omg lollolololololol
By: big asses on 22 Nov 2016
 
 
Excuse me people. I know that paring (as modern youth refer it to) peoples mums is how you get any entertainment but at least use correct grammar while doing so
By: fre on 10 Nov 2015
 
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