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" Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? "

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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
By: txt 7164007652 on 16 May 2009
roses are red violets are black, hope you get the flu and never come back!
By: someone on 29 Mar 2009
50 bottles of licker
By: la on 15 Jan 2009
roses are red some condoms are blue STD's are contagious so watch who you screw.!
By: yo momma asked the same thing last night on 09 Jan 2009
roses are red, grasses are green, open your legs, and in goes the cream. =]
By: rawr on 17 Feb 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

Rosses are red violets are blue, lets fuck
By: THE BISCUIT on 10 May 2009
roses are red violets are blue, so lets stop ryming and hurry up and get n my bed
By: :D on 06 Feb 2009
roses are red violets are blue...o forget it look do you wanna have sex or no??
By: bob on 20 Nov 2008
Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as my back?
By: ShooChoo on 21 May 2008
Roses are blue, Violets are red, How good do you rate in bed?
By: Boombie on 16 Nov 2007

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roses are red violets are blue ill never go to bed with u
By: dont fuck like a duck on 07 Jan 2010
roses are red violets are black you would look good with a knife in your back
By: dude on 02 Apr 2009
roses are red. violets are blue. god made me handsome what happened to you?
By: Boob on 13 Jan 2009
roses are red, violets are blue, i'm not a poet, and neither are you. so stop trying to rhyme!
By: not a poet on 04 Dec 2008
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If I give you head, will you do me too?
By: BITCH. on 17 Oct 2008
Roses are red. Violets are blue. The only one in your bed will be you.
By: AJ on 25 Aug 2007

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