Pick-Up Lines

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Or you could get on all fours and let me stick my head in your mouth.Thats right im a guy.

By: Shorty365 on 20 Nov 2009

I hope the lion bites you head off.

By: Desirae on 28 Aug 2009

im lesbo(; i gotta bonerr!!

By: lesbogirl(; on 28 Jul 2009

Let's play catch...I throw a granade and you catch it! or No let's play hide and seek...YOu hide I count (waits till he goes away and leaves).

By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009

if only you had a head

By: psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

my jaw has a tendency of locking up

By: Ash on 03 Mar 2009

sorry i like dark meat

By: anonomus on 23 Feb 2009

Careful, I bite.

By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

OK! And then we'll play Siegfried and Roy! You be Roy, and I'll be the tiger!

By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009

Your big head won't fit in my mouth.

By: Kay on 10 Dec 2008

I would but I don't have time to wait for your head to evolve.

By: Bethany on 06 Sep 2008

How bout you lay on your back & I sit on your face?!!!?!!!

By: Q on 16 Jul 2008

how about I tell you the truth I'm really a guy!!!!

By: Lil....beez on 30 May 2008

be careful though. i bite.

By: kelly on 29 May 2008

how about you get on all fours and suck that guys head?

By: sarah on 03 Jan 2008

how about you get on all 4s and ill whip you bitchhh

By: your gay on 17 Dec 2007

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im sorry fool but dat is lame as hell

By: Xtreme Chicka on 14 Aug 2009

i like boobies.

By: ryan bright on 14 Nov 2008

havnt heard dat 1 scince 5th grade

By: brooke on 04 Jan 2008

We actually might need some tools to get your head seen, anyone has got tweezers!!!!!

By: Arsan on 22 Nov 2007

lets hope the lion doesnt bite his head off XD

By: mike hunt on 22 Jul 2007

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