If I wanted to commit suicide all I would have to do is jump from your ego and land at your IQ.
By: Brodan on 14 Sep 2015
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How would you know, do you watch her on the toilet cause if you do that's just creepy and weird but you always were so it would be no surprise to anyone
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
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Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois! - Do you know how much time your mother needs to take a shit? Nine months!
By: French Student on 04 Sep 2015
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BURN😭😭😭
By: Nat0531 on 17 Dec 2015
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OOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAP
By: john on 23 Apr 2016
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9 months is how long it takes to have a baby
By: Joshua18382 on 26 Apr 2016
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better statement than that
By: the best on 04 Apr 2017
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Thanks. My mother wanted a bigger piece of shit, but you mom beat us by a long shot!
By: Alexis on 28 May 2016
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How do you make one of these
By: Lexie on 01 Jun 2018
Nope don't get itt
By: Lizzy on 05 Mar 2016
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how long does it take for your mother to shit? nine months.
By: Gosick.001 on 06 Oct 2016
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WHAT!!! I RLLY DONT GET A DIME AT ALL EXPLAIN 2 ME
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