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" "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." "

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Waiter, I said a hot chocolate, not a piece of shit coffee... I dont like the taste of tar in my mouth, dumbass mutha fucker!!!!
By: Lauren Coulter on 05 Feb 2017
 
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