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If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
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Where the Penis, i can't find it....oh found it... oh it rux... ouch its the snakes Fck it!
By: HellReaper
on 22 Jun 2009
depends if the snake was BIGGER.
By: christina
on 27 May 2009
omg i didnt know u had a penis!!!!!
By: g-girl
on 26 Feb 2009
"of the snake?"
By: cumback chick
on 19 Nov 2008
how the fuck did a snake bite your penis
By: whynot
on 03 Nov 2008
f**k no, ill thank the snake for getting rid of you
By: illegal american
on 05 Sep 2008
I think, It (the snake) would miss...
By: JOnnay
on 22 Aug 2008
i would if you had a cock, didn't it get bitten last year
By: bec
on 19 Apr 2008
No, because i dont want to die
By: katie
on 20 Mar 2008
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There's venom in my dick, will you suck it out?
By: Other
on 05 Jul 2008
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doubt i'd find it lool jokeees
By: RonaBlaze
on 15 Feb 2010
if I could find it lol jokees
By: RonaBlaze
on 15 Feb 2010
this is the funniest pick up line yet!!!!!
By: ily
on 27 Apr 2009
did she do it good
By: jeremy
on 06 Apr 2009
i would, can i spit?
By: upforanything
on 13 May 2008
This is the funniest fu@$in pickup line yet
By: aaron
on 10 Jan 2008
This is the funniest fu@$in pickup line yet
By: aaron
on 10 Jan 2008
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