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" If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? "

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"of the snake?"
By: cumback chick on 19 Nov 2008
how the fuck did a snake bite your penis
By: whynot on 03 Nov 2008
f**k no, ill thank the snake for getting rid of you
By: illegal american on 05 Sep 2008
I think, It (the snake) would miss...
By: JOnnay on 22 Aug 2008
i would if you had a cock, didn't it get bitten last year
By: bec on 19 Apr 2008
No, because i dont want to die
By: katie on 20 Mar 2008

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There's venom in my dick, will you suck it out?
By: Other on 05 Jul 2008

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i would, can i spit?
By: upforanything on 13 May 2008
This is the funniest fu@$in pickup line yet
By: aaron on 10 Jan 2008
This is the funniest fu@$in pickup line yet
By: aaron on 10 Jan 2008

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