your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass
By: charpey on 14 Apr 2008
Variations & Alternatives:
is your dad an art theif? because your a real master piece.
is your dad a jewel theif? because your a real jem.
By: hil on 03 Sep 2009
Comments:
Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night.
Shag me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?
Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine.
Your father must have been a drug dealer, 'cause your dope!
Your father must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a mechanic, 'cause you've got a nicely tuned body.
Your father must have been a "mentos", 'cause you're mint!
Your father must have been a chef, 'cause your smokin'!
Your father must have been a heat radiator, 'cause you've melted my icy heart.
By: McLovin on 20 Dec 2009
i like this one =D
it totally broke the ice
By: Charlie on 25 May 2009
wow how do all the lame ones get better ratings?
By: DJ on 22 Feb 2009
haha this line just scored me some points on my crush!!!!! (belive it or not)
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
