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You: Your father must have been a thief.
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Rate this line:
5 - Gold!
4 - Juicy
3 - Alright
2 - Cheesy
1 - Lame!
Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted.
on 15 Oct 2011
you: really so i guess if thats true then i need a safe house tonight... how about your bed? him: alright you: good i'll sleep in your bed and you'll sleep in the getaway car
on 29 Sep 2011
your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass
on 14 Apr 2008
Variations & Alternatives:
How about this one? You: Hey baby, did you know there's over 200 bones in the body? Them: No, why? You: I just thought you'd like to find one for yourself.
on 11 Dec 2011
is your dad an art theif? because your a real master piece. is your dad a jewel theif? because your a real jem.
on 03 Sep 2009
that is od sweet
By: jameela salmi
on 16 Nov 2011
CUTE!! i love it.
on 09 Jul 2010
Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night. Shag me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen? Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine. Your father must have been a drug dealer, 'cause your dope! Your father must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Your father must have been a mechanic, 'cause you've got a nicely tuned body. Your father must have been a "mentos", 'cause you're mint! Your father must have been a chef, 'cause your smokin'! Your father must have been a heat radiator, 'cause you've melted my icy heart.
on 20 Dec 2009
i like this one =D it totally broke the ice
on 25 May 2009
wow how do all the lame ones get better ratings?
on 22 Feb 2009
haha this line just scored me some points on my crush!!!!! (belive it or not)
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com
on 08 Jul 2008
on 31 Dec 2007
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