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" You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Comebacks:

your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass
By: charpey on 14 Apr 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

is your dad an art theif? because your a real master piece. is your dad a jewel theif? because your a real jem.
By: hil on 03 Sep 2009

Comments:

i like this one =D it totally broke the ice
By: Charlie on 25 May 2009
wow how do all the lame ones get better ratings?
By: DJ on 22 Feb 2009
haha this line just scored me some points on my crush!!!!! (belive it or not)
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
Sweet
By: AmberLeigh on 31 Dec 2007

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