Actually, my father is a thief. He's one of America's most wanted.
By: Rochellu on 16 Oct 2011
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your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass
By: charpey on 15 Apr 2008
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Really? but ouch, I won't marry a guy who just called my father a thief.
By: sskyle7 on 17 Aug 2017
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Yea but this conversation is like my dad ...Gone
By: OOF on 09 Nov 2017
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you: really so i guess if thats true then i need a safe house tonight... how about your bed?
him: alright
you: good i'll sleep in your bed and you'll sleep in the getaway car
By: kip on 30 Sep 2011
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What Stars? I Only See The Ones In Your Eyes.
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
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is your dad an art theif? because your a real master piece.
is your dad a jewel theif? because your a real jem.
By: hil on 03 Sep 2009
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are you cold blooded cause you pretty hot
By: isaiah on 30 Aug 2013
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When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared with the blue of your eyes.
By: Beautiful on 22 Jan 2021
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plz check your shoe laces because I don't want you to fall for anyone else
By: bella on 23 Oct 2019
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Is your dad a pilot cos my heart is taking off.
Is your mum a locksmith cos you have the key to my heart.
You must be tired cos you've been running through my head all day.
By: bongo on 14 Apr 2016
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How about this one?
You: Hey baby, did you know there's over 200 bones in the body?
Them: No, why?
You: I just thought you'd like to find one for yourself.
By: Lindsay on 11 Dec 2011
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that is od sweet
By: jameela salmi on 17 Nov 2011
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Sweet
By: AmberLeigh on 01 Jan 2008
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I'm going to rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.
By: bongo on 14 Apr 2016
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Hi baby was your father a thief ? "No why " Because I think he stole my car !
By: BRIAN P WINKS on 11 Jun 2019
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There must be a whole universe inside my eyes. I can also tell by the stars in my eyes that I will beat you up.
By: UnNamed on 30 May 2015
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I am sorry, that I interfere, but I suggest to go another by.
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By: avenue17 on 28 Feb 2024
There sure are some dumb people in this world.
By: Chuck Tempalski on 15 Sep 2019
wow how do all the lame ones get better ratings?
By: DJ on 22 Feb 2009
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haha this line just scored me some points on my crush!!!!! (belive it or not)
By: myspace name: Cantwoopme13@aol.com on 08 Jul 2008
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