hey baby, lets play house, you'll be the door and i'll slam you(;
By: max on 20 Feb 2010
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i like lisa =D
my number is 07920158478
if ur a horny cum c me ^^
By: Sgt.Hall on 31 Mar 2009
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST PICK UP LINE ON THIS WEBSITE....... HEY RANDOM CHICK, COMEOVER HERE PLEASE....."If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!" . . .WHOA, LADY PUT THE GUN DOWN!
By: OMG on 09 Jan 2009
lame pick up line
By: aasdfa on 14 Dec 2008
are you a chicken cuz i will eat you out haahhha........oh i got on.....i like chicken....ahhaha.........are you a turkey...haah funny funyy...
By: lol on 17 Nov 2008
uhh what lisa?
By: P on 10 Sep 2008
and i would say "COME ON F**K MY WET P****Y!!! F**K IT REALLY REALLY HARD COME ON DONT MAKE ME GET MY TOY OUT AND F**K IT MY SELF!!!!!"