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" Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? "

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Me no speako english.
By: blowtorch on 03 Mar 2010
go f**k a duck
By: inder on 27 Feb 2010
Actually, please show me a demonstration with the guy down the street, but don't actually show it to me, just record it and mail it to 123 sesame street...
By: ... on 26 Jan 2010
No I need a demonstration!
By: Loveitt on 04 Jan 2010
no I like the explanation now go away
By: 14235 on 02 Dec 2009
No need for a demonstation from an abomination that should stick with masturbation.
By: Krissie on 23 Aug 2009
No. Stick to Masturbation.
By: Durrr on 27 Jul 2009
Screw u =D
By: suzi on 29 Jun 2009
Did I hear you asking for demonstration in humiliation?
By: NiceCoookies on 11 Jun 2009
You're just an abomination.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
Sure, but from the guy over there.
By: blankity blank blank on 12 Jan 2009

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I heard this on South Park, only it went: "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's seperation. This kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." I like this one better, lmao.
By: Chris on 28 Jan 2009

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Damn you couldn't even make a pickup line that sounded normal,Dr.Seuss...Gah!
By: Anonomous on 06 Mar 2010
no need for a demonstration from an abomination who should stick to masterbation unless he's all for humiliation:)
By: sweet-like-hunneh on 04 Mar 2010
No need for a demonstation from an abomination that should stick with masturbation
By: me on 26 Feb 2010
ahaha this is funny lol
By: Kelly on 25 Jan 2010
wow thats freakin helarious rofl
By: coco on 25 Jan 2010
Sweet line
By: Dicks on 31 Dec 2009
lmao its type funny but i would never use this, unless we're both playing around and she doesn't think I'm serious. lmao
By: lmao on 21 Dec 2009
love it...hahahah
By: rex on 15 Dec 2009
hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
By: 14235 on 02 Dec 2009
This Should EASILY be No. 1! Classic!
By: Jonathan 'shyjayb' on 18 Nov 2009
lol this little line is genious haah but ive heard better
By: x on 30 Oct 2009
All the BIG words. Makes me think that whoever uses this pickup is trying to compensate for something SMALL. Lol
By: Tria on 27 Oct 2009
that's funny but its kinda a tongue twister haha
By: Robert on 27 Oct 2009
i scored from this :) she was the fattest blach chick ive ever seen, but she sure was bangin :)
By: joe on 01 Oct 2009
LOVETT.
By: Holy Nerd on 13 Sep 2009
If a guy ever tried to use that on me I would fucking slap him!
By: Desirae on 28 Aug 2009
its all about annunciation and illiteration. lol
By: skitz on 15 Aug 2009
lol this is funny
By: aliah on 06 Aug 2009
haha i dont get it!?!?! imma blonde by da way!!!girl 2! call 16183447211
By: Jesse on 05 Aug 2009
lol funny verse but doesnt work worth shit unless she wants to fuck you too.
By: Fred on 01 Aug 2009
U guys actually try these... Wow I'm fourteen and even I Noe that's sad u guys are CORNY CORNY CORNY
By: S on 27 Jul 2009
Hmmmm, penetration, i'm in!
By: BRANDON B. on 26 May 2009
omg im totally using this
By: bananabeans on 18 May 2009
Yeah.. but not from you.
By: Chickkaaaa on 27 May 2009
Haha luved it xD
By: Minnie on 19 Apr 2009
I love : Furvert comeback
By: strangerinmoon on 11 Apr 2009
haha wow that's hella funnny !
By: Karina on 10 Apr 2009
i also got slapped like ten times at my highschool. it seems to work better out of town
By: zach on 08 Apr 2009
Lol.. this is funny.. i think its the best one.. so far
By: Kiandra on 02 Apr 2009
Oh my god i love it
By: Daniella on 21 Mar 2009
hahahaha i used this on my girlfriend and she got confused with all of the tions hahahahaha
By: Adam on 26 Feb 2009
THis is amazing
By: andrea on 26 Feb 2009
I used this..... AND I SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Brent on 19 Feb 2009
i used that i got slapped what a line tho
By: jay on 08 Feb 2009
Hilarious FUCKING DYING
By: Shad on 08 Feb 2009
ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that alot of tion
By: llama on 04 Feb 2009
LOL!!! :D
By: angge on 22 Jan 2009
HAHAHA
By: mmm on 13 Jan 2009

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