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" If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress? "
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then the opposite of CONstitution is PROstitution
By: me
on 23 Apr 2013
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1 Program you'r planting of crops to coincide whenever you can log onto your farm to reap them. egkfkggcceed
By: Johnd120
on 08 Apr 2017
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Yes.
By: Tom
on 15 May 2015
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so true...so true
By: Jordan
on 21 Mar 2013
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Nice
By: Ron
on 08 Jan 2014
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lol soo true!
By: licensedfawn
on 04 Aug 2015
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Hhahahaha this joke was on Family Guy a few weeks ago.
By: Family
on 28 Mar 2013
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The amount of likes on this shows you how bad we are at understanding our own damn language.
By: Seriously?
on 21 Nov 2017
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Oml yes yes boom that's what I am talking bout
By: Shay
on 31 Jan 2017
now days both are CONS
By: jann
on 01 Oct 2013
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I heard that joke on Family Guy too
By: Jackmerius Tacktheretrix
on 19 Jan 2015
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