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" Doctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly. "
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Now i really want a secod opinion...
By: randomidiot
on 13 May 2015
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At least I don't get blown by the wind.
By: The Mine Man
on 15 Sep 2014
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Yeah but looks who's talking doc *the doctor is bigger then the room and your skinny as hell compared to him* I think you need an opinion to!
By: Shay
on 31 Jan 2017
That's not what your mother said last night!
By: Mickey Mouse
on 10 Jan 2014
Probably fat too
By: Stupid6
on 10 Jan 2013
oh no i thoughtthat was you!
By: slag-bag
on 01 Oct 2012
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Doc " your Fat" Patient " Obesity runs in our Family" Doc " no, that's the problem nobody runs in your family!
By: CurlyItasca
on 28 Dec 2015
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By: 86386383
on 14 Sep 2015
Hnmmm dats my wussy
By: Olagoke Hammed Olalekan
on 26 Dec 2012
very good
By: mahboba
on 15 Jun 2012
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