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" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "


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Well, us men have to treat our bitch sometimes.
By: J. Savage on 30 Aug 2015
 
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three words humiliate girls! where is dinner? what's to eat? you got fat! very nice cameltoe! this taste horrible! pinching a roll! meaning pinching a fat girl! lovely breeder hips!
By: cj on 15 Apr 2017
 
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Better than going to the store to pick up tampons.
By: Teddy on 12 Apr 2013
 
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Wouldn't be "Is it in yet?"
By: Random Person on 28 Nov 2015
 
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"Hole the leash," when its a sparkly pink bedazzled leash attached to a bootied chihuahua.
By: Kate on 19 Dec 2013
 
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"is it in?" is betterjs
By: lel on 28 Mar 2016
 
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wow, ur nice bf lol... if that was my girl n if i was a dude id tell her fuck dat bitch, u do it...
By: Lizze on 04 Feb 2017
 
 
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'




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