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you have a quarter of your original self left until you die
By: testpilot
on 15 Apr 2015
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you fully die
By: marilyn
on 27 Dec 2012
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light, he told your mom to step out the way.
By: Insult
on 04 Oct 2014
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you become it
By: Zuhib
on 25 Oct 2013
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You just die.
By: Mickey Mouse
on 10 Jan 2014
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Doesn't it mean half of your left over life span got taken away? Meaning if you live 60 more years it'll be 30 and the next is 15.
By: ddd
on 28 Mar 2015
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let your life span be x x/2/2=x/4 A quarter of ur life!
By: cii
on 14 Nov 2017
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Ya'l stupid
By: Phil
on 20 Jan 2021
you turn into a rigamordis
By: riga
on 16 Feb 2017
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You only have to pay half the bill
By: Hittman
on 18 Jan 2017
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Culd she finish or nah?
By: T$
on 23 Sep 2015
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yo mama
By: hones
on 26 Dec 2012
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