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" What happens when you get scared half to death twice? "


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you have a quarter of your original self left until you die
By: testpilot on 14 Apr 2015
 
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you fully die
By: marilyn on 27 Dec 2012
 
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you become it
By: Zuhib on 24 Oct 2013
 
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You just die.
By: Mickey Mouse on 10 Jan 2014
 
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light, he told your mom to step out the way.
By: Insult on 04 Oct 2014
 
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Doesn't it mean half of your left over life span got taken away? Meaning if you live 60 more years it'll be 30 and the next is 15.
By: ddd on 28 Mar 2015
 
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you turn into a rigamordis
By: riga on 16 Feb 2017
 
 
You only have to pay half the bill
By: Hittman on 18 Jan 2017
 
 
yo mama
By: hones on 26 Dec 2012
 
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Culd she finish or nah?
By: T$ on 23 Sep 2015
 
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