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" Fat people are harder to kidnap. "


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I better bring a larger sac to your house then
By: Alex Huddon on 17 Dec 2014
 
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@merlin harder, not impossible
By: Jackson on 05 Jan 2017
 
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so how did they kidnap you
By: none of your concern on 18 May 2013
 
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So how did they kidnap your mom?
By: Merlin on 27 Mar 2013
 
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can't fit through doors
By: Bethany on 18 May 2013
 
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Because they're fat.
By: Betty on 20 Mar 2013
 
 
Funnie
By: Awesome on 22 Mar 2013
 
 
to heavy!!!!!
By: ben the hen on 24 Mar 2013
 
 
and skinny people are easier to mistake as scarecrows
By: I'm trying on 29 Mar 2013
 
 
I got kidnapped once and i'm 20 stone
By: fatty on 18 Mar 2016
 
 
sounds more like a movie one-liner than a proper joke
By: testpilot on 14 Apr 2015
 
 
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Very true!
By: Bobby on 14 Jan 2017
 
 
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