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" Fat people are harder to kidnap. "
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I better bring a larger sac to your house then
By: Alex Huddon
on 17 Dec 2014
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@merlin harder, not impossible
By: Jackson
on 05 Jan 2017
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so how did they kidnap you
By: none of your concern
on 18 May 2013
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So how did they kidnap your mom?
By: Merlin
on 27 Mar 2013
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can't fit through doors
By: Bethany
on 18 May 2013
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Because they're fat.
By: Betty
on 20 Mar 2013
Funnie
By: Awesome
on 23 Mar 2013
to heavy!!!!!
By: ben the hen
on 25 Mar 2013
and skinny people are easier to mistake as scarecrows
By: I'm trying
on 30 Mar 2013
I got kidnapped once and i'm 20 stone
By: fatty
on 18 Mar 2016
sounds more like a movie one-liner than a proper joke
By: testpilot
on 15 Apr 2015
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Very true!
By: Bobby
on 15 Jan 2017
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