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" Nice shoes, wanna F%#K? "

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(deep voice) Im a dude....
By: sexymama on 21 Sep 2009
(Looks at shoes) Yes they are...They would look even better up your ass.
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
(Look down at shoes) wow... they are nice. (Look up at guy) Want them to pierce your urethra?
By: Nix on 30 May 2009
yea nice shoes allright there even cool enough to kick your ass!:)
By: ray on 13 Jan 2009
yeah they are nice shoes arnt they? but they'll be even better if they can get me away from you!
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
nah nah nah it goes nice shirt can i try it on LOLOLOL
By: Poop face on 11 Jun 2008
Who would actually try that????
By: Anonymous on 08 Apr 2008
nice teeth want them gone?
By: hotty on 29 Mar 2008
O HELLZ YEAH!!
By: love me harder on 29 Oct 2007

Variations & Alternatives:

Bitch, Nice Shoes..Wanna Fuck?
By: Xavier. MPAS on 21 Jun 2009
Nice clothes, I can hold them for you if you like.
By: TagYou'rePregnant on 14 Feb 2009

Comments:

If you were a buger i would eat you first
By: BadBoy on 07 Oct 2009
nice dick, wanna leave?
By: jonk on 18 May 2009
it should worke
By: jeremy on 04 May 2009
Doesnt waste any time getting to the point
By: Zack on 29 Apr 2009
@ Stuie LIKE YOUR PENIS (dun dun tssh) im sorry i had to make that call =]
By: Ashy Boy on 16 Apr 2009
my best friend said this to me, i jumped on him, gave him a hug. and told him that he was lame[:
By: ellla. on 15 Mar 2009
hahahahaha. i love thisss. my best friend tried it to m e an d i just hugged himm :]
By: morgan on 22 Dec 2008
Short sweet and to the point...nothing better
By: Stuie on 19 Dec 2008
hahah dude, thats funny :)
By: leahlin on 15 Dec 2008
ne guy who wants a fuck partner im in find out when we can make the arrangements at angelnicolerocks@yahoo
By: sexylikes gets horny on 14 Oct 2008
haha it should be, nice pants... can i try them on?
By: . on 24 Jul 2008
ahahha thats well funny.
By: james on 21 Apr 2008
wow that is very wrong and insensitive when i tried i got slaped
By: david on 02 Apr 2008
O HELLZ YEAH!!
By: jacky boy on 29 Oct 2007

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