Pick-Up Lines

You're hot, but you disgust me.
By: LMFAO on 05 May 2011

FALCON PUNCH!!!!
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

Time to get your eyes checked :)
By: Lol on 11 May 2010

You're ugly and you DON'T Intrigue me!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

Hold on, let me move the mirror that was put between us.
By: betsey on 02 Nov 2008

I'd say that makes me %50 more desirable than you.
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008

what... do you think i look like you or something?
By: comebackqueen on 17 Jan 2008

your ugly but thats what paper bags are for
By: jacob laite on 17 Jun 2011

your ugly but thats what paper bags are for
By: jacob laite on 17 Jun 2011

Funny as heck these might work on some people:)
By: halle on 12 Jun 2012

this lines were really cool
By: rico on 06 May 2012

Lol so funny! :P
By: Kath on 12 Aug 2011

Mean!
By: Hotspot on 25 Mar 2011

How is that I pick up line I think it's an insulte
By: Me on 09 Mar 2011

I actually use that one alot. Look up David Deangelo. Ask him what he thinks about it...lol. She may act like she's pissed, but she's trying to keep from laughing.
By: lilangus on 27 Jun 2010

.. kaay i tried this thing , BUT .. she slapped me and sucked my dick after that .. does that mean shes a hooker?
By: omg.i like your shoes, lets do it ;) on 28 Nov 2009

lol mirror
By: u know on 19 Nov 2008

wokred for me
By: phil chung on 31 Dec 2007

Hahahahahaha... that's a good one... good luck with it...
By: Bandy on 26 Mar 2007

You have to be really drunk or hungly for a slap to use this one. It is however very funny.
By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007