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" Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. "


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and i could see me denying your ass
By: white witch on 03 Jan 2008
 
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Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it.
By: Peachy on 07 Oct 2009
 
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well, did you tell your pants its not nice to point(:
By: natasha on 24 Apr 2010
 
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Ok lets get it on
By: BEC on 19 Apr 2008
 
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The only way you are going to see yourself inside ANYTHING, is if you bring along a magnifying glass.
By: Susen j on 15 May 2017
 
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If you had a mirror in your pocket. I wouldn't be able to see anything because of your non-existent personality and small d***
By: ur savage ho on 23 Mar 2017
 
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Do you have a brain in that skull of yours? Because I could look through one of your ears, and see right out the other.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
 
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A mirror wouldn't fit in my pants or it would fall out.
By: r. a. p. e. rape is a fellony on 20 Feb 2017
 
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oh really, me too! Hey do you wear hott pink bell bottems with studded pockets often?
By: lynnette on 03 Dec 2008
 
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Keep dreaming. Doofus.
By: Shannon on 27 Nov 2007
 
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I guess we'll have to gouge your eyes out then.
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008
 
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really? well, i see my fist in your face. =]
By: =] on 21 Nov 2007
 
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Sorry. Im reserved [:
By: dgo;dfjigjfidjnm Girl [: on 16 Jul 2010
 
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Can you see that hideous mask you're wearing? Oh. . . nevermind
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
 
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No, but i see a cracked mirror on your face with my fingerprints on it.
By: Deelilah_ on 25 Apr 2011
 
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Well I don't.
By: Jesse on 01 Apr 2008
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

[You] Did you swallow a mirror? [Girl] Why? [You] 'cause I can totally see myself inside of you!
By: Freddy on 06 Jan 2008
 
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Hey. Can i get in ur pants? xD
By: fds;ng;sdjfgn Girl [: on 16 Jul 2010
 
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Do you wash your pants with windex? Cause i can see myself in them!
By: DJ on 15 May 2007
 
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
By: Jonny on 01 May 2007
 
 
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause your sexy!
By: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause your sexy! on 14 Apr 2010
 
 
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Comments:

maybe you should check whats in your pants with a mirror before you hit on me.
By: anonymous on 29 Dec 2008
 
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hahaha i love this! its cute. but only if delivered correctly
By: anonymous on 23 Jun 2009
 
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My ding a ling can you onot use that languge pLs lolololo XDXDXDXD
By: Ben Jones on 06 Oct 2017
 
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Oh shit
By: My ding a ling on 07 Mar 2016
 
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Nice I like it
By: Houdini on 05 May 2016
 
 
Id slap this dude... o_o"
By: fds;ng;sdjfgn Girl [: on 16 Jul 2010
 
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Keep dreaming. Doofus.
By: Shannon on 27 Nov 2007
 
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Why do people think they can punch or kick the one using a line such as this? If i used one and i got kicked/punched then i would call the cops.
By: More On on 04 Jan 2011
 
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Since when is a pocket IN your pants!?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
 
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