Even if I had a mirror in my pants, you couldn't see anything, because it would break when you looked at it.
By: Peachy on 07 Oct 2009
Can you see that hideous mask you're wearing? Oh. . . nevermind
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
Do you have a brain in that skull of yours? Because I could look through one of your ears, and see right out the other.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
oh really, me too! Hey do you wear hott pink bell bottems with studded pockets often?
By: lynnette on 03 Dec 2008
Ok lets get it on
By: BEC on 19 Apr 2008
Well I don't.
By: Jesse on 01 Apr 2008
I guess we'll have to gouge your eyes out then.
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008
and i could see me denying your ass
By: white witch on 03 Jan 2008
Keep dreaming. Doofus.
By: Shannon on 27 Nov 2007
really? well, i see my fist in your face.
=]
By: =] on 21 Nov 2007
Variations & Alternatives:
[You] Did you swallow a mirror? [Girl] Why? [You] 'cause I can totally see myself inside of you!
By: Freddy on 06 Jan 2008
Do you wash your pants with windex? Cause i can see myself in them!
By: DJ on 14 May 2007
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
By: Jonny on 01 May 2007
Comments:
hahaha i love this! its cute. but only if delivered correctly
By: anonymous on 23 Jun 2009
maybe you should check whats in your pants with a mirror before you hit on me.
By: anonymous on 29 Dec 2008
if he's cute about it and not acting cocky it might work for me, i'd say, ha i can see you in them too(:
but if he acted cocky and rude i'd prolly just say "really well dirt bags aren't my type, so leave before i hurt your pansey ass"
