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Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
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Well whenever I look at you, I get puke in my mouth
By: yeahh
on 18 Apr 2009
want me to yank it out for ya? could be kinda painful....
By: pandazzz
on 12 Nov 2008
I don't want any splinter.
By: anonymous
on 10 Nov 2008
did you mean a stump?
By: chris
on 07 Oct 2008
did I tell you that I'm carrying out the family business of chopping wood?
By: linds
on 04 Jun 2008
you ahould probably get that checked out by a doctor.
By: kelly
on 29 May 2008
well u better gt bak then cux i might gt an axe nd chop your wood in half
By: lele
on 11 Apr 2008
its probably a little splinter
By: Tae-Yang
on 31 Dec 2007
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Thats funny BONERRR
By: Kim
on 02 Jun 2008
this one really stpid it'd scare the girl at best
By: RANDOMGUY
on 20 Dec 2007
Well my dad wasn't a lumberjack, but my uncle was... and if you don't mind that wood... I'm gunna have to chop it down!
By: Sammi
on 03 Nov 2007
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