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Natural death is caused by the organized systems of your body slowly dissolving into entropy. Every passing moment, a little more of your consciousness drips into decay, then oblivion.
By: QuickQuip on 09 Jun 2017
 
 
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Swallowing equally small amounts of come is the antidote
By: Femalien on 06 May 2023
 
 

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