you know what would look good on your dick? a wild turkey
By: pimpledick on 16 Jul 2008
do you know what would look good on on the floor? your beaten, lifeless corpse.
By: canada dry on 28 Jan 2008
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Comments:
I used this one on the guy I like (he likes me too), but he totally went along with it. It was so cute, haha.
I'm pretty sure he knows it was meant to be a funny, seeing as I burst out with laughter after I said it. But, eh. It's not a bad pickup line, if you ask me. I've heard of worse.
By: Leigh on 29 Nov 2008
Hahaha, very funny :)
By: Jon on 26 Mar 2007
Someone may think their drink would look even better on you. Unless you're totally trashed and in the mood for slaps and flying drinks, stay away from this one. Fun to use on friends for laughs... remember to laugh though.
