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" At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. "


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At least when I do a handstand my boobs do
By: Diana on 30 May 2016
 
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Yeah don't make your face worse than it already is
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
 
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At least I am not afraid to do a roll.
By: Dr.lol on 02 Jun 2016
 
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BY THE TIME WE GET DONE SHOPPING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR U WILL HAVE GROWN AN EXTRA CHIN
By: MR.EAT.YO.FRIES. on 02 Apr 2016
 
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Take yourself for an example
By: Mimi on 06 May 2016
 
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Well something else might hit you in the face maybe a punch for example
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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If you tried to do a handstand, the whole subdivision will be looking at you singing, You're a brick house, you're not that mighty, cause you're letting it all hang out
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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Bet you don't even know how to do a handstand
By: Annabeth on 20 Sep 2014
 
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when did you learn how to do a handstand? are you sure you know how to do one?
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
 
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You probably don't ever even get laid asshole.
By: Bob on 08 Dec 2014
 
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At least I can do a handstand period.!.!
By: Jenny on 20 Jun 2014
 
 
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Comments:

I could lose the stomach but you can't lose that face
By: Me on 28 Dec 2014
 
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Ur so black u used bleaching cream but it couldn't brighten u
By: carlis on 14 Dec 2015
 
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Welp try that backwards, BITCH
By: Handtre on 04 Jan 2017
 
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your so fat your butt cheeks looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
By: mrc on 04 Oct 2016
 
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And the person who's does his name must be kasey anderson
By: mrc on 04 Oct 2016
 
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Ur so freakin racist carlis
By: Bob on 28 Dec 2015
 
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Haha good comebacks on this page some are taken to far though sorry
By: Pugs+Peeps on 19 Mar 2016
 
 
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Boiiiiiiiinggg of the stomach
By: Random on 15 May 2016
 
 
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