If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there?
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
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