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Climbing and Mountaineering Pick Up Lines

Are you bored? Are your climbing friends taking forever? Try our funny climbing pick up lines and have some fun while you're waiting for your turn.


Top Climbing Pick Up Lines

Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
Spread your legs and trust the rubber.
I'll belay you all night long.
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long.
Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.
So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
I have a tuber you can use anytime.
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
Are you ready for your first ascent?

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