Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.
Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
I have a tuber you can use anytime.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
You have really nice forearms.
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.
If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
My portaledge sleeps two, you know.
Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?
I got your mountain right here.
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
Spread your legs and trust the rubber.
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