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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, my boyfriend caught me. - Deanna
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: are you a flappy bird , cause ill tap you all night - skems
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No but i scraped my knees when i crawled up from hell - Lizzy
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: no, but i have a fist & your either gonna stop looking at me, or im gonna have to give you directions to the hospital - colin
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Can I have your picture so the cops know who to look for? - Suzette
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit. - Whitney
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: If I close them, will you just get lost? - Lilly
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Some guy used this on me, and I was like: I like it the way it is, with N and O together. - Annie
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: Well, you know what they say, silence is golden. - Shelby
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: No but if you keep walking you'll find a sign that says taken - :)
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Comeback: But if you look on a keyboard, you'll see it says the same thing except "JK" is just underneath U and I. - The girl
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: *Blinks excessively* [what r u doing?] Trying to get you out. - Girl U. Dontno
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, but did it hurt when you fell from my ass because you're a piece of shit - Queenk
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Comeback: No, they're softball pants. 'Cause I'm outta' your league. - Nicole
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: dude, if you're into rainbows than I am the wrong gender for you. - linds
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, but I can give you directions to 'Out of My Face'. - Suzette
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: I hope you didn't press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, because you're about to be horribly disappointed. - Lilah
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you. - Blink
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Comeback: Your teeth look crooked. Let me straighten them for you. - Lilah
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: You'll have an easier time trying to learn French. - Lilah

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