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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 2
Best pick up line comebacks from our users
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, but i see you need help into a hostpital bed : D -
Bisexuals?? Omg where?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Then I'd put 'F' and 'U' together. -
Annie
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Comeback: Hey Tonight, mind if I call you Never instead? -
kitty
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window -
Psychedellicereal
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Comeback: You can have a slap and keep it! -
Jenny
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Comeback: and i could see me denying your ass -
white witch
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue. -
Sami
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Comeback: Or you could call me. I can be reached at 1-800- not-interested. -
Shawna.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Comeback: You may be the hero Gotham needs, but nobody wants you -
Austin
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: yahh and if i could rearange it i would put u and i together but put j k after -
kim
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Comeback: I know somebody who'd like to punch you, but if I weren't so mad, I'd tell you who. -
Leila
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
Comeback: no im from alabama -
andrew
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Comeback: Actually, keep messing with me and you'll soon find heaven isn't as far as you think. -
Furvert
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: Are you calling me fat? -
mike
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Reses are red violts are fine if I be the 6 will you be the 9 -
liam garvey
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: Good luck cause I'm not catching u -
X
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Comeback: if stupidity was a monkey you'd be king kong -
sebi
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Comeback: But what would happen if we started an arguement? -
Phan
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Comeback: No, I Don't Have A Map, Guess You'll Be Lost Forever. -
SpecialWolf
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: ... Did you just call me a fallen angel? -
Girl U. Dontno
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Girl: About as much as when they kicked you outta hell. *sashay off sexily* -
Gail
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Comeback: I hope you know the heimlich manouver cuz that line just made me choke on my puke. -
Whitney
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: The only thing I was doing in your dreams was running away -
Hater
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: *cleans mouth* Wanna bet I can kill you without touching you?*grabs a gun* BANG!... See? I win! -
Hobo
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, Because I fell on your fat mom -
HSK
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Comeback: Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH! -
jasmine
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Comeback: Oh! I'll START loving you when all the roses die! -
Psychedellicereal
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Comeback: Guess what im wearing? The dress for the date im taking you to. -
Sunny
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: Actually,I'll drive-thru you. -
RandomPerson
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: mmm......if I were a mirror and you stood in front of me, I'd crack up! hahah -
CL
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