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Dirty, dirty jokes, so filthy you really shouldn't be reading them. However, we must warn you that they are really funny, gutt busting, you'll be laughing your face off and thinking you're sick for liking them. At the very least, for your safety, you should avoid any social interaction with any females if you value your clean reputation. You won't be able to help yourself, one of them will be stuck in your mind until you end up sharing one of these juicy lines with a girl even though you really, really, shouldn't. We warned you, you sick f@#ks.


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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 14
I have glamour shots of my balls. 26

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