Geography and Travel Pick Up Lines

Is your geography class boring you? Try these fun geography and travel pick up lines to wake up that hottie.

Funniest Geography Pick Up Lines

They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they've never looked into your eyes.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Right now we're islands. Let's be an archipelago.
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. It's also something I can't do regarding my feelings for you!
If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active!
I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
You spin my heart like a globe.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!
The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn't!
Are you a major geological formation in Australia that's been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!
Mississippi River Delta? No, you're my Mississippi River Alpha!

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