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Pick Up Lines for the Holidays & Celebrations - Part 5





Top Holiday Pick up Lines

Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
You are what I want for Christmas.
When I saw you walk in, It got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. (zombie/undead)
Lucky girl, you don't need Halloween. You look like an angel every day. (no costume)
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me tonight.
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
Hey Cinderella, it's time I took you home. It's nearly midnight!
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.
You're a skele-10 in my book.
Want to be my -boo-ty call?
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.

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Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.