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Worst Pick Up Lines - Part 2





The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

You make me wish I weren't gay!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Is stalking still cute?
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!

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You make me wish I weren't gay!The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.