If you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.
I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.
I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some?
Baby you're so beautiful you made my 404.
I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?
Forget Google, check out MY doodle!
Can I get a login to your hotspot?
Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.
Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?
Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?
Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.
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