Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water
Are you the Olympics? Because I have been dreaming of getting into you my whole life.
Raise my flag, I think I just won gold.
You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.
Girl you must be a curling broom, because you swept me off my feet.
You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.
Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Your eyes are more beautiful than the fireworks at the opening ceremony!
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.
Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.
I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
Your smile shines brighter than a Gold Medal!
Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
Let me show you my gold medal.
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