Funny Police and Law Enforcement Pick Up Lines

There's something about the uniform and being naughty that excites some of us. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.

Top Police Pick Up Lines

I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
You want me to take you for a ride?
Are you going to come quietly?
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause I gotta 10-4 you to me.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
You are definitely on my most wanted list.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

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