GotLines?

Pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.

Being out at sea can become very boring. Here's our list of funny nautical pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.




Top Nautical Pick Up Lines

I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
I've got something you can catch.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I stick my rudder in your stern?
Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?
Got any sweater vests that need mending?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.