Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Girl don't be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
Distance runners do it longer.
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