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Santa isn't the only large, fat thick thing that's nonexistent.
By: person on 29 Jun 2017
 
 
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spit this line at the right moment and u will definatley get u some. comin from a real pimp
By: jared on 05 Mar 2015
 
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Those lips on that face of yours look like I could have one of my wishes fulfilled!
By: Cobalt Angel on 07 Dec 2017
 
 

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