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Pick Up Lines for Senior Citizens - Part 6





The Best Senior Pick Up Lines

Your hospice bed or mine?
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
My van has a wheelchair lift.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.
I'm going to a funeral tomorrow...do you want to join me?
Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?
Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
Ma'am, you're so fine I don't even need a Viagra! But I'll take one anyways. Or two.

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Your hospice bed or mine?
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.