Pick-Up Lines

" I know how to please a woman. "

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Girl: Mrs. Righty doesn't count. Neither does Mrs. Lefty.
By: SearchMeOnFacebook:rez0ray@yahoo.com(RayrayPerez) on 23 Feb 2012

Your mom doesn't count.
By: ? on 12 Nov 2011

You do? really? then how come u haven't left yet? that would really please me!!
By: Kris on 28 May 2011

I didn't know you had a sister.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

Your cat does not count as a woman.
By: Karen on 16 May 2008

if you know how to please a women then why do you still hit on guys
By: lol on 13 Mar 2008

so do i
By: sex-on-a-school-night on 09 Jan 2008

then why haven't you left yet?
By: felena on 02 Jan 2008

Then please leave me alone.
By: jane on 26 Mar 2007

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I bet that took alot of your brain cells to muster up
By: Dick on 12 Nov 2012

your dad dont count
By: cat on 24 Sep 2012

I know just saw u and your mom on Jerry Springer
By: locolobo on 26 Jun 2012

ur mom dont count
By: tori on 14 Apr 2009

your hand dont count either
By: kelsey on 13 Jan 2009

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