You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
You're hotter than my fever.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
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