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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
You're just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
May I lick your boots?
I can't think straight around you.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

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You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
You're just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.