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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
You look like the type of medicine I need.
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
Cough here often?
Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
I was shivering, until I saw your hot body.
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
You're as hot as my temperature.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.




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