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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!

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Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.




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