I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
What’s your gear ratio?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
May I dig my nails into your back?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
How'd you like to be in my will?
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