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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.





The Best Life

Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

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Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?