Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
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