Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it'd be like you are touched by an angel.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
What’s your gear ratio?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
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