Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
May I dig my nails into your back?
