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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're the girl of my nightmares.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
May I lick your boots?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
Cough here often?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're as hot as my temperature.
You're hotter than my fever.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Nice ass... what time does it open?

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I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're the girl of my nightmares.