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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I can't think straight around you.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

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You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.