Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!

Top Easter Lines

Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Easter! I hardly even knew 'er.
Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you're... gorgeous!
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
You're a good egg.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Peter heard the cock crow, but I'd never deny you three times.
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

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