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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!




Top Easter Lines

Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

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Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.