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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!




Top Easter Lines

I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
I could never Passover you.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!

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I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.