Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I could never Passover you.
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
Peter heard the cock crow, but I'd never deny you three times.
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
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