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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!




Top Easter Lines

I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I could never Passover you.
You're a good egg.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Peter heard the cock crow, but I'd never deny you three times.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.

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I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.