Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!

Top Easter Lines

I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
You're a good egg.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Easter! I hardly even knew 'er.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.

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