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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!

Top Easter Rizz & Pick Up Lines

Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
I could never Passover you.
Are you an Easter basket, because you're filled with goodies and I'd love to be the one to unwrap you and see what surprises you have in store?

Getting the most from Easter Pick Up Lines

Easter lines work because the props are already everywhere — eggs, bunnies, chocolate, pastel everything. Deliver them at the family gathering, the egg hunt, or the brunch table, where the seasonal setting does half the setup for you. Out of season they just confuse people, so spend them while the baskets are still out.

The egg and chocolate ones land with anyone; save the resurrection-adjacent material for company you know can take a joke.

Are you an Easter egg, because you're egg-stra special and I'd love to crack you open and see what's inside?
You must be a chocolate bunny, because you're making my heart hop with excitement and I want to take a bite out of our love.
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
You're a good egg.
Peter heard the cock crow, but I'd never deny you three times.
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Ever get it on with a bunny?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you're... gorgeous!
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
Easter! I hardly even knew 'er.
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!