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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!

Top Easter Lines

Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
I could never Passover you.
Are you an Easter basket, because you're filled with goodies and I'd love to be the one to unwrap you and see what surprises you have in store?
Are you an Easter egg, because you're egg-stra special and I'd love to crack you open and see what's inside?
You must be a chocolate bunny, because you're making my heart hop with excitement and I want to take a bite out of our love.
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
You're a good egg.