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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!


Top Easter Lines

Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.

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Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.




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