Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
My friends over there wants your number so he knows where to call me in the morning.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
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