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Suggestive Pick Up Lines

Step into the world of flirtation and playful banter with our exclusive collection of the best suggestive pick up lines. Designed for those who appreciate a bit of risqué humor and are not afraid to wear their hearts on their sleeves, our carefully curated list promises to add that extra spark to your conversations. Whether you're looking to break the ice in a new encounter or inject some fun into a long-standing relationship, these lines are your go-to for making an unforgettable impression.

The Best Suggestive Pick Up Lines

They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
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Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
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My friends over there wants your number so he knows where to call me in the morning.
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There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
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I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
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Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
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We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
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Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
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Smile if you want to sleep with me.
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Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
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I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
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If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
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I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
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Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
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They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.