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" If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? "
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If i told you that you have a nice ass would you turn around and walk away
By: Sall
on 24 Sep 2015
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No, but if i had a tazar, id hald that against you.
By: Macey
on 17 Mar 2008
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I'd hold my knife against you.
By: Psychedellicereal
on 31 Mar 2009
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I will before I go kamikaze.
By: Terrorist
on 09 Jun 2010
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If you like pain, then we are gamed.
By: Men-free zone
on 01 Aug 2007
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of course not! I hold YOUR ugly body against you *sweet smile*
By: jackie
on 23 Sep 2009
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Of course I would hold my body against you...with a gun pointed at your face asking for your wallet (sadistic smile)
By: Thief
on 07 Oct 2009
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I think the people who post comebacks on this website are so cruel! I think most of those would make a guy go in a corner and cry...
By: some guy
on 27 Jan 2010
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I love how either way you answer this the guy would be happy.
By: hehe
on 26 Aug 2009
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nah...but my bf would!!!! :)
By: AMber
on 03 Dec 2009
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Love it. xD
By: Some-cliche-girl.
on 04 Nov 2010
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BEST LINE EVER! SO USING IT :P>-
By: John Doe
on 30 Nov 2013
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If I said you had a beautiful body- basically this line is a good country song
By: anonymous
on 09 Feb 2015
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Yes. It works
By: Megano
on 23 Mar 2015
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I like how this could work both ways and both responses are good. (No, I won't hold it against you) (Yes, I would hold it against you)
By: Randomness
on 11 May 2016
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By: avenue17
on 05 Apr 2025
I USED IT AND I GOT THE CONDOMS READY ;)
By: ANNONYMOUS
on 21 Nov 2021
befor i asw you i was a floppy disk then i turned into a hard drive
By: pickup line
on 03 Jun 2015
all these are so thirsty women they needed a glass of water
By: l;djoipfjdfjoldfjgr
on 14 Jan 2015
lame
By: jake
on 01 May 2014
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That was clean and decent .
By: Lanrewaju of sauga
on 10 Aug 2009
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Actually had this one used on me for real.. on a first date
By: Emma
on 18 Dec 2014
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