Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
I will always love you, but never like that.
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