Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
Love shouldn't be this hard.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I really like you. So does my wife.
I will always love you, but never like that.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
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