Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Can we still share a netflix account?
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I will always love you, but never like that.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

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