Break Up Lines - Funny ways to break up

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.

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Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.

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I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

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Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!

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Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

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I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.

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We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?

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You looked better when I was drunk.

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Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

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The mothership has returned and I must leave.

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Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.

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You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.

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It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.

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Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out

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If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.

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Can we still share a netflix account?

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I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

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Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.

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