Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
My dog doesn't like you.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I will always love you, but never like that.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.

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