Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
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