Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.

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I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

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Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!

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Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!

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We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

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You looked better when I was drunk.

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It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.

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It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.

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I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

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Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

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Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.

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Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.

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If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.

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I will always love you, but never like that.

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I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.

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Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

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You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?

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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.

I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.

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