Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
I will always love you, but never like that.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
My dog doesn't like you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I'm no longer worthy of you.

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