Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You looked better when I was drunk.
I will always love you, but never like that.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?

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