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Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.


The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You looked better when I was drunk.
I will always love you, but never like that.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

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