Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
I will always love you, but never like that.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
My dog doesn't like you.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.

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