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Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.


The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
I will always love you, but never like that.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.

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