Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
I will always love you, but never like that.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?

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