Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
I will always love you, but never like that.
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