Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I will always love you, but never like that.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
My dog doesn't like you.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.

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