Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
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