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Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.


The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
You looked better when I was drunk.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.

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