Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
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