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Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.

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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.