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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 4

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
I need time to focus on my career.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.
I just realized how ugly you are.
I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.
You're perfect in every way, just not for me.
I think our timing is off.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
I think you feel more than I do and I don't want to hurt you
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I want to take it slow.
Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.
Maybe we're not compatible.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
We don't make each other happy.

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You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.