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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 4

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
You're perfect in every way, just not for me.
It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.
I just realized how ugly you are.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
I need time to focus on my career.
We're just at different points in our lives
I think our timing is off.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
Maybe we're not compatible.
I think you feel more than I do and I don't want to hurt you

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I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.