Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I have to get back to my other family.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.
I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
I just realized how ugly you are.
We should be free to meet our special someone.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
I am not ready for a relationship.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.
It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.
I'd like to meet your ex.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I think you feel more than I do and I don't want to hurt you
Maybe this is not the right time for us?
We're just at different points in our lives

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