Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I need time to focus on my career.
I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.
Maybe we're not compatible.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
The rabbit died and he wasn't yours.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
I am not ready for a relationship.
Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
I'm afraid that I may be making the biggest mistake of my life, but I know this is the right thing to do now.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
I need space.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
I'd like to meet your ex.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.

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