Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
I need time to focus on my career.
I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.
It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.
I just realized how ugly you are.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.
We should be free to meet our special someone.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
Love shouldn't be this hard.
I am not ready for a relationship.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
I'm so sorry, I'm just really not over my ex.
We're just at different points in our lives
I need space.

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