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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 4

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.


The Best Break Up Lines

I don't want to hold you back.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.
I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.
It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.
I just realized how ugly you are.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
We should be free to meet our special someone.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
We're just at different points in our lives
I think our timing is off.
I'd like to meet your ex.

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I don't want to hold you back.I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.




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