Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.
I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.
I just realized how ugly you are.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I am not ready for a relationship.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.
I'd like to meet your ex.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
I think you feel more than I do and I don't want to hurt you
We should be free to meet our special someone.
Maybe this is not the right time for us?
We're just at different points in our lives
I need space.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.

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